有一点必须提，这只是新华神社的一篇新闻稿而非官方的误报。/.的宅男们没搞清楚就喷了。

最早是在三表的博客上看到的，文中的链接如今已经被k掉了，民族企业在这方面就是比死硬的外企好啊。倒霉的是死硬的外企果然死硬，这厢有新华神社该篇新闻稿的英文翻译。这下惨了，丢脸丢到外国去了，不过我们有伟大的墙自己人看不到倒也无所谓。但是我有权利犯贱，翻译一些挤兑国人的话让自己寒碜一哈。

What’s next, a fake moon walk? Nothing like a guaranteed success

米国的登陆月球也是广为其国民所怀疑的，几张著名zp都有可疑之处。所以这厮开玩笑问接下来是不是就是登月了，还对中国如此自信满满自叹弗如。

They are going to hire Michael Jackson to train their astronauts to avoid that problem.

有好事者建议雇前不久知天命的 Michael Jackson 童鞋来教他们“漫步”。

That’s far too reasonable. Surely China is simply preparing for it’s fake moon landing program, to show it’s just as advanced as the US in fake space programs. Eveyrone knows the moon landings were really filmed in a soundstage on Mars!

谁都知道那些照片实在火星上拍的！

It looks like we’ll be seeing $2 time machines imported from China any day now….

将会有大批量2美元时光机出口到美国……

Also leaked was a transcipt for their prospective moon landing…

Shenzhou 11: Base this is Shenzhou 11. Shenzhou has landed. Jesus H. Christ Base, We’re on the fucking moon. Over.

Base: Roger, Shenzhou, we copy you. We cannot believe you are on the fucking moon. Repeat: Cannot fucking believe it. Over.

这个比较精彩，同样不小心泄露出来的还有神州11登陆月球的对白：

神州11：神州11呼叫基地。神州已经登陆。南无阿米陀佛基地，我们已经在格老子的月球上了。完毕。

基地：收到，神州，我们收到。我们真他妈的不敢相信你们已经在屌你老母的月球上了。重复：哦逼，太难以置信了。

“Did these people go to a regular journalism school, or some kind of Bizarro-world journalism school where they teach a combination of news writing and creative writing?”

Close, they got internships at Fox Networks.

新华神社、CNN、Fox，它们真是吉祥的一家。

Personally, I’m not all that impressed by this incident. The Chinese lied about putting people in orbit? Please. Our government faked an entire moon landing. They have a long way to go before they’ll catch up with us.

我打酱油我练叉腰肌我做俯卧撑，他们（中国）要赶上阿拉米国还要老长的时间嘞。